shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

(Source: jesuschristvevo)

You know what’s worse than slow internet?

(Source: fake-mermaid)

turnc0at:

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turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis)

svviffer:

*ends my prayers with omg*

(Source: tokomon)

sheradynrose:

atthebutterflyball:

I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.

knowing that the little kids these days are going to remember it being animated from the start is disgusting 

guccier:

it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy